i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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