I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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