I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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