Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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