their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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