How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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