You work out of a Hotel?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
no, he came in my armpit
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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