I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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