Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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