Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Houston, we have a squirter
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
this hospital has no fireball
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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