Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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