forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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