new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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