oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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