I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
two words: eviction party
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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