I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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