You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let's get the cat blown out
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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