honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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