this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
not ubering you a puppy
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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