i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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