I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
there is glitter all over my balls
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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