well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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