it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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