wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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