okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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