well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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