Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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