Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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