Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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