Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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