I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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