Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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