All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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