I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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