No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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