Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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