party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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