Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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