did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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