I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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