The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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