soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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