Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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