Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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