I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I've blown a few things in my day
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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