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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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