8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
