; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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