12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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