Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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