oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Shame - the story of my life.
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