Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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